2nd tag- 10 things about me

Hello people :-)..So  I decided to do the 10 randoms that Destiny+Ync=success awarded me..Sorry I am late but  I am doing as promised...

1- I drink alot of water and I am yet to meet a person that beat me to it.  I do not have a medical condition I am fascinated by its goodness and I dont know why others dont see it :-).

2.My stomach remains flat even after eating else I drink pop, and people  get fooled by my stomach trying to talk me to eating not knowing I have consumed a mountain of food. In my house I eat healthy but when I go out I dont as much.

3. Before and during my period men become extra nice to me, they wink, chase me around the store or some weirdness. *-*

4. I like to think I make one of the best pasta sauce thanks to the recipe from my sweet old male italian patient. I wrote it down, he made sure I had the right things.. Key ingredients are oregno, garlic, olive oil and fresh pasta not the kpekere we call pasta according to him.

5. My male patient once grabbed my butt as per support system when he almost fell.. I was like WHAT!!!!! the oyibo baba was smiling oh..imagine..i was wondering when oyibo start to like bombom

6. I have had pee urine juice courtsey of my patient who i was tryna irrigate a cather (tube) in her bladder. There was resistance and because my mouth was open, the pee came splashing to my face, hair and into my mouth. I remember the taste till today yummy :-(. My supervisor called it my initiation into the profession. ^-^

7. When I go to African restaurants or parties, I eat only jollof rice and chicken ; kinda defeats the whole purpose of going cos I can make that in my house. You see when I first came to this country, I went to an African restaurant and ate eba or poundi and soup. I will never forget how I stayed up all night to answer the call of nature. It wasnt funny oh plus the fact that my money went with every flush of the toilet.  I do takeaway for the real deal incase anything happens. But when I go to non African food gallor, I eat only what I can describe to the Doctor incase yawa burst. Someone once said only eat what your grandma can pronounce to the doctor.

8. I do not like using people's (even friends) toilet to poop. I rather poop in a public toilet that in a friends house. You see one time I dunno what I ate but my poop blocked someone's toilet and no plunger was there. Imagine the continuous flushing and the horror of kicking the toilet so the poop can dislodge . Since then, I will hold my poop  or guage what i eat  when I visit people. Thats one reason I stay over at someone's house the highest 3 days. If you come to my washroom there is always a plunger incase.

9. I dont know how to use swear words highest I will jokingly say oh shet! pardon my french or like back home  I will jokingly call you a chicken or bighead or totrtise wife dunno upon still I will say sorry for calling you that..The first time I cursed alarm blow o , my friends said I should never try it because it doesnt fit me
-_-..I didnt know swearing fits certain people sha. I Just find it funny.I am not trying to learn either just saying.

10. When it comes to God and my spirituality, I do not compromise. Its not negotiable.

Okay so thats me..I hope you got an idea of who I am..:) Have a wonderful week ...