Reformed bush girl..dont ask..

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Oya let me go straight to my post.I use to be a bush girl abi refined bush girl. Ok I wont even agree if any of you say you havent acted razz or forgotten ur etiqutte before. If you say no, then you are one of those people that believe a baby walked out of the womb :)
Neways so I sha list some of my bush girlism I have displayed in the past..some in public while others in ehm ehm..so here goes

-You know when you go to all this tushed parties and they are taking time to bring the food, so you just grab a drink forgetting the straw/cup because you are so thirsty, well I was a victim..I almost finished the drink when I notice people pouring theirs into a cup..

-I was cooking one day oh at home when a friend came to visit,  I had this wedgie (g.string stuck between your butt cheeks) going on oh, na im I look around no one in site, I quickly tried to save my bombom oh, na im my visitor say oh what are you doing? *blank stare O_O*

-I went to a friend's house with my ex. Omo I was so hungry plus it was my close friend but people were there oh, na im I start to chop meat to the point I forgot I was in public and started cracking the chicken bone oh.. It was loud but the bone was too sweet for me to realise I was loud until the ex nudge me with his legs..* embarrassed look  ^_^*..

-When I was doing my internship on one faithful day, I dont remember what I ate that day but my bele didnt agree with that meal..Na im I start to release some serious bombs. I released the bombs in the hall way or elevator or in my patient's room when they are sleeping *shussh dont ask* na im person walk in on me i just kept a straight face like say sewage burst -_-

-Another weird one was when I travelled without my deodorant to a cottage..:-( that is one of the most embarrassing story ever..I will leave it to your imagination..I have learnt my lesson oh..and no there was no convenient store around

-Another one :-( was when I went to answer the call of nature aka poop, the smell na die. I was embarrassed to leave the washroom cos I know say person was waiting at the door..When I came out ehn, i just frowned my face and bounced like say it wasnt my poopoo..

-When I relocated from Naija was in the winter..The cold was something else, the weird part was the ice  blends with the ground oh..As per I wasnt familiar with it na, I tot it was normal walk way, na im I start to waka fast to catch bus, you can imagine what happened next. My legs slipped and I landed on my innocent bombom :-( as I stood up, I didnt even look back so people dont recognize the face oh..

Common share one story of your past bush girl/boy behaviour..
P.s I want a BB, I dont know why *confuse look* especially now that my account is not smiling..I sha pass that offer..
P.ss people are on the hunt to find me a man -_- plus I met a guy and chase him away before I realised it oh :-(....Ok will blog about that next time..

Thanks everyone and have a wonderful weekend! :-)