Wednesday, August 24, 2011

I will Scream oh, na wetin na?

*DEEEEP SIGHHHH*
Hello everyone, how are you all doing? Sorry for the silence..

I was super stressed which equals facial breakout..yup I get big fat red hot pimples strategically placed on my forehead and jaw when I am stress. Oya you say wetin dey cos the stress abi?
Lemme say this cos I have been meaning to SCREAAAM..the next Chinese/Filipino/Indian person that come close to me to say nonsense, I will scream at them like mama alata in oshodi market. Na wetin na? is it a crime to be black or what? see wahala oh.. Remember my testimony from my last post about the house, guess what? last week the person renting called me and said her landlord and roomies said they dont want non-Chinese plus she dont mind living with an African -_-. So, that means our contract don go be that, people said I should sue but hey me I dont have money to sue plus I have an exam coming up plus I dont like wahala..So now, it leaves me with house hunting all over again. I have less than 1 week to find a place else my enemy sha be homeless. tufiakwa, olorun maje..

Ha, who knew immigrants are the worst racist, the worst I have met in all my years in this country. Chei..My ears and eyes don experience whiennnn...You see, I went house hunting again oh, see wahala, oya make I mention
 one Asian ask me sey shey my food dey smell? :O do I use curry and all that stuff  ^-^? Cos she dont like the smell and she can cook for me if I pay her ha!..
Another one says, oh you cant afford the place I am renting :O
Another old papa youngi talk say he want only young single women in his house cos he lives alone :S....
Another scary one is the lady that had the bathroom inside the kitchen :-| plus she no get dryer; so I ask, so where do I dry my cloth she said inside your room or kitchen or outside. okay madam wat of winter na, she was like ehmm I have to think about it; flies were patroling the place I didnt know what to ask again.. Trust me you dont want to know the price of the place..ehn!
Some ask you your ethnicity, when you tell them African, they dont get back to you or start asking questions..
My people some people asked for background check, credit check and all this jazz..In my head, I'm like chill its just a room not an apartment or condo..
There was one that gave me jamb questions oh..ehn see detailed questions sent to my inbox once I mentioned I was African (yes i did becos when I go check out places the look on some of this oyibo face you could just tell fake smiles plus I am tired of face to face racist comments..mchewww). Atfirst the lady said I will send you pics if you are interested braaaap until the response with I am African if you care to know...

Since all this started, I have slowed down on studying oh cos I know say I have to vacate very soon..I still blame failing that exam oh. Sometimes, I wish I could see the future cos I for no cancel my contract with my current landlord who I have come to appreciate in this past few days.. Ha well, so I shall go back to house hunting oh, wish me the best..My exam is in a month and I dont need all this stress right now..Sorry oh, I shall try to do blog rounds sha..

Did I mention I was contemplating moving back to naija? Ha! yes oh, you see in my head I feel in naija I dont have to worry about house and food only job but ha, my people have warned me not to relocate oh, to even visit na beg I dey beg..So yes, I have said to myself, if I find a government health job in naija, I will away all my property and put my handbag on my head then board the next plane straight home..Well till then, I am still job hunting as I no fit start my other job till I pass my exam plus I am still house hunting..

You know what made house hunting harder is not having a job currently or being a student becos that is the requirment to rent a place..And me I dunno how to lie so please if you have a suggestion on how to say something that wont give me away please share..

Please I am going scream at the next Naija person that says I am too African and that rubbish they like to say. Shutp your mouth is it you that is living inside me -_- huh, what did I just say?.

I think overvex has been worrying me for long but now I feel much better..

Okay wish me the best, when relocate proper, I sha do blog rounds and respond to comments..